1 00:00:02,869 --> 00:00:04,703 [music playing] 2 00:00:04,704 --> 00:00:05,771 [cracking sound] 3 00:00:05,772 --> 00:00:08,674 [music playing] [cracking sound] 4 00:00:08,675 --> 00:00:11,076 [music playing] 5 00:00:11,077 --> 00:00:12,044 [cracking sound] 6 00:00:12,045 --> 00:00:15,047 [music playing] 7 00:00:15,048 --> 00:00:16,048 [cracking sound] 8 00:00:16,049 --> 00:00:24,023 [music playing] 9 00:00:24,024 --> 00:00:26,192 [theme music] 10 00:00:46,946 --> 00:00:48,280 - Well, how is it? 11 00:00:48,281 --> 00:00:50,516 - Relaxing, honey, very relaxing. 12 00:00:50,517 --> 00:00:52,785 I can certainly see why that other young fella took one 13 00:00:52,786 --> 00:00:54,053 along to Washington with him. 14 00:00:54,054 --> 00:00:55,754 [laugh] 15 00:00:55,755 --> 00:00:58,891 - I wonder how Mr. Wilson's enjoying his rocking chair. 16 00:00:58,892 --> 00:01:02,528 - Jeepers, you mean, Mr. Wilson got one of these swell boxes 17 00:01:02,529 --> 00:01:03,095 too? 18 00:01:03,096 --> 00:01:04,530 - Yes, he has. 19 00:01:04,531 --> 00:01:07,066 But he had to buy one of these old chairs to get it. 20 00:01:07,067 --> 00:01:08,834 - Hey, where are you going, Dad? 21 00:01:08,835 --> 00:01:11,804 - I'm going over to visit Mr. Wilson. 22 00:01:11,805 --> 00:01:13,072 - How do you like it, dear? 23 00:01:13,073 --> 00:01:15,407 - Oh, Martha, it's simply wonderful. 24 00:01:15,408 --> 00:01:17,476 There's nothing like an old-fashioned rocking chair 25 00:01:17,477 --> 00:01:19,178 to make you forget your troubles. 26 00:01:19,179 --> 00:01:21,146 DENNIS (OFFSCREEN): Hey, Mr. Wilson! 27 00:01:21,147 --> 00:01:22,481 - Oh good grief. 28 00:01:22,482 --> 00:01:24,984 I knew I was tempting fate by saying that. 29 00:01:25,085 --> 00:01:26,485 - Hi, Mrs. Wilson? 30 00:01:26,486 --> 00:01:27,686 - Hello, dear. 31 00:01:27,687 --> 00:01:29,755 - How do you like you new rocker, Mr. Wilson? 32 00:01:29,756 --> 00:01:31,857 - Eh, Dennis, don't. 33 00:01:31,858 --> 00:01:32,925 - I liked it fine till you-- 34 00:01:32,926 --> 00:01:34,259 - Now, George. 35 00:01:34,260 --> 00:01:36,161 Dennis, there are some freshly-baked cookies 36 00:01:36,162 --> 00:01:37,196 in the house. 37 00:01:37,197 --> 00:01:39,198 - Jeepers, thanks, Mrs. Wilson. 38 00:01:39,199 --> 00:01:41,133 - Martha, you'd better go along, see 39 00:01:41,134 --> 00:01:43,268 if there are one or two left for me. 40 00:01:43,269 --> 00:01:45,170 - Welcome to the club, Mr. Wilson. 41 00:01:45,171 --> 00:01:47,306 - Oh, thank you, Mitchell. 42 00:01:47,307 --> 00:01:49,274 I'm certainly glad you talked me into ordering 43 00:01:49,275 --> 00:01:50,709 one of these chairs when you did. 44 00:01:50,710 --> 00:01:52,811 - Well, you'd better get your legs in early. 45 00:01:52,812 --> 00:01:55,114 Didn't you tell me that uncle of yours that is coming to visit 46 00:01:55,115 --> 00:01:56,915 is an old rocking chair addict? 47 00:01:56,916 --> 00:01:58,484 - Well, he was, Mitchell. 48 00:01:58,485 --> 00:02:00,719 However, by now, I'm afraid, the poor old fellow 49 00:02:00,720 --> 00:02:03,622 won't even have the strength left to rock. 50 00:02:03,623 --> 00:02:04,823 [laughing] 51 00:02:04,824 --> 00:02:08,160 - Oh, George, I'm sure he's not that feeble. 52 00:02:08,161 --> 00:02:10,062 - Why, Martha, when the poor old soul 53 00:02:10,063 --> 00:02:12,364 visited us four years ago, he was so weak, 54 00:02:12,365 --> 00:02:14,968 he had to lie down between checker moves. 55 00:02:15,068 --> 00:02:16,368 [laughing] 56 00:02:16,369 --> 00:02:17,670 - Well, anyway, we figured the least we could do 57 00:02:17,671 --> 00:02:19,905 was invite him to stay with a couple of months. 58 00:02:19,906 --> 00:02:21,440 - When are you expecting him? 59 00:02:21,441 --> 00:02:22,241 - We don't know. 60 00:02:22,242 --> 00:02:23,909 His wire didn't exactly say. 61 00:02:23,910 --> 00:02:26,078 - Oh, Uncle Ned is like that, Mitchell. 62 00:02:26,079 --> 00:02:27,613 Why, we don't even know whether he's 63 00:02:27,614 --> 00:02:33,619 coming by plane or the train, or motorized wheelchair. 64 00:02:33,620 --> 00:02:34,653 - Guess again, George. 65 00:02:34,654 --> 00:02:36,822 I came by bus. 66 00:02:36,823 --> 00:02:37,557 - Uncle Ned! 67 00:02:39,993 --> 00:02:40,893 - Uncle Ned! 68 00:02:40,894 --> 00:02:43,162 Oh, wonderful too see you. 69 00:02:43,163 --> 00:02:44,697 - And George. - Hey. 70 00:02:44,698 --> 00:02:45,964 - Oh, oh, oh. 71 00:02:45,965 --> 00:02:47,533 There I go again, I am so sorry, George. 72 00:02:47,534 --> 00:02:51,236 You know I, I'm afraid that I don't know my own strength. 73 00:02:51,237 --> 00:02:52,104 - Can't believe it. 74 00:02:52,105 --> 00:02:53,839 You look wonderful. 75 00:02:53,840 --> 00:02:55,140 - Oh. 76 00:02:55,141 --> 00:02:57,176 My Uncle Ned, you're the picture of health. 77 00:02:57,177 --> 00:02:58,544 - Oh, this is nothing, George. 78 00:02:58,545 --> 00:03:02,314 Wait till you see me with my shirt off. 79 00:03:02,315 --> 00:03:04,383 - But the last time we saw you-- 80 00:03:04,384 --> 00:03:05,651 - Uh-ha, I remember it well. 81 00:03:05,652 --> 00:03:07,186 I was a 98-pound weakling. 82 00:03:07,187 --> 00:03:09,655 But I got interested in physical fitness. 83 00:03:09,656 --> 00:03:12,091 So I threw away all those silly pills of mine. 84 00:03:12,092 --> 00:03:14,961 And now, I stand before you a living example 85 00:03:15,061 --> 00:03:17,830 of what the true joy of fresh air, good food, 86 00:03:17,831 --> 00:03:20,165 and hard exercise can do for you. 87 00:03:20,166 --> 00:03:22,101 - Oh, I'm sorry, Henry. 88 00:03:22,102 --> 00:03:24,236 Uncle Ned, this is Henry Mitchell, our next door 89 00:03:24,237 --> 00:03:25,537 neighbor. - Hello-- 90 00:03:25,538 --> 00:03:27,206 - How are you do-- Oh, hi, I'm so sorry. 91 00:03:27,207 --> 00:03:28,507 I have not idea-- 92 00:03:28,508 --> 00:03:30,242 - Boy, fresh cookies sure go fast, don't they? 93 00:03:30,243 --> 00:03:32,845 - Uncle Ned, this is Henry's son Dennis. 94 00:03:32,846 --> 00:03:34,880 - Oh, Henry's little boy Dennis. 95 00:03:34,881 --> 00:03:36,382 Now, here's a young man who looks 96 00:03:36,383 --> 00:03:38,484 as though he had plenty of fresh air and good exercise. 97 00:03:38,485 --> 00:03:41,153 - Are you the Uncle Ned who's sick all the time? 98 00:03:41,154 --> 00:03:42,989 - Dennis, shh. 99 00:03:43,089 --> 00:03:44,490 - I was that Uncle Ned, Dennis. 100 00:03:44,491 --> 00:03:46,492 But now, I am the Uncle Ned who is 101 00:03:46,493 --> 00:03:49,895 going to outlive all his relatives. 102 00:03:49,896 --> 00:03:51,730 Oh, no offense meant, George. 103 00:03:51,731 --> 00:03:54,366 - All right, let's get you settled, Uncle Ned. 104 00:03:54,367 --> 00:03:56,335 - Oh, that's very thoughtful, Martha. 105 00:03:56,336 --> 00:03:59,271 George, I see you've got yourself a rocking chair? 106 00:03:59,272 --> 00:04:04,276 Oh, I gave mine to a home for old folks. 107 00:04:04,277 --> 00:04:05,577 - Oh, let me, Uncle Ned. 108 00:04:05,578 --> 00:04:07,046 - Just relax. 109 00:04:07,047 --> 00:04:10,249 Why, I could carry you and this bag up those stairs there. 110 00:04:10,250 --> 00:04:12,818 - Gee, you sure are full of pep, aren't you, Uncle Ned. 111 00:04:12,819 --> 00:04:16,588 - Dennis, if I were any peppier, I'd be jet-propelled. 112 00:04:16,589 --> 00:04:18,257 Did you hear, Martha? 113 00:04:18,258 --> 00:04:20,259 - So that's your sick little old uncle? 114 00:04:20,260 --> 00:04:22,294 - Why, I don't believe it! 115 00:04:22,295 --> 00:04:25,597 - George, you can bring those barbells upstairs for me, 116 00:04:25,598 --> 00:04:26,365 if you will? 117 00:04:26,366 --> 00:04:27,366 - Barbells? 118 00:04:27,367 --> 00:04:29,301 - Maybe, they're out here, Mr. Wilson 119 00:04:29,302 --> 00:04:32,671 - Oh? 120 00:04:32,672 --> 00:04:33,806 Great Scott! 121 00:04:33,807 --> 00:04:35,074 They must weigh a ton! 122 00:04:35,075 --> 00:04:36,942 - Hey, let me help you, Mr. WIlson. 123 00:04:36,943 --> 00:04:38,877 - Argh! 124 00:04:38,878 --> 00:04:40,813 - Oy, they really do weigh, don't they? 125 00:04:40,814 --> 00:04:42,181 - Maybe I can help you, Dad. 126 00:04:42,182 --> 00:04:43,315 - Never mind, Dennis. 127 00:04:43,316 --> 00:04:44,883 - I was wondering if you youngsters 128 00:04:44,884 --> 00:04:46,118 were having a little trouble here. 129 00:04:46,119 --> 00:04:47,653 Let me take them. Oh, I've got them. 130 00:04:47,654 --> 00:04:48,854 That's it. 131 00:04:48,855 --> 00:04:51,156 - Wow, don't you wish you could do that, Dad? 132 00:04:51,157 --> 00:04:53,993 - You could use a little meat on those bones, Henry. 133 00:04:54,094 --> 00:04:56,762 - You know, make sure you could at that. 134 00:04:56,763 --> 00:04:59,665 - You know, Dad's got skinny legs. 135 00:04:59,666 --> 00:05:01,133 - Never mind, Dennis. 136 00:05:01,134 --> 00:05:02,668 - And George! 137 00:05:02,669 --> 00:05:04,103 George! - Huh? 138 00:05:04,104 --> 00:05:05,871 - Oh, it's enough to make one cry. 139 00:05:05,872 --> 00:05:06,739 - Why? 140 00:05:06,740 --> 00:05:07,506 - Why, I look at you. 141 00:05:07,507 --> 00:05:08,674 Pasty coloring. 142 00:05:08,675 --> 00:05:10,843 Stomach sticking out for all the world to see. 143 00:05:10,844 --> 00:05:11,910 - Well, now, Uncle Ned, I-- 144 00:05:11,911 --> 00:05:13,479 - Oh the shame of it! 145 00:05:13,480 --> 00:05:16,782 By, Martha, how could let to a husband go to pot like this? 146 00:05:16,783 --> 00:05:18,083 - Well, I-- I-- 147 00:05:18,084 --> 00:05:19,685 - Oh, I tell you, the condition that he's in, 148 00:05:19,686 --> 00:05:23,055 why, he's taking years off his life, and life off his years. 149 00:05:23,056 --> 00:05:24,056 - Oh, dear. 150 00:05:24,057 --> 00:05:26,058 Do you really think so? 151 00:05:26,059 --> 00:05:29,762 - Gee, maybe you'd better sit down, Mr. Wilson. 152 00:05:29,763 --> 00:05:31,430 - Oh, Dennis. 153 00:05:31,431 --> 00:05:33,832 Uncle Ned, I assure you, I've never felt-- 154 00:05:33,833 --> 00:05:35,334 - I know, George. 155 00:05:35,335 --> 00:05:37,169 Don't you worry at all, because, fortunately, I think, 156 00:05:37,170 --> 00:05:38,637 we've caught you just in time. 157 00:05:38,638 --> 00:05:40,072 - Pardon? 158 00:05:40,073 --> 00:05:42,441 - That's right, put your husband through my Uncle Ned 159 00:05:42,442 --> 00:05:45,477 concentrated joy of living physical fitness program. 160 00:05:45,478 --> 00:05:48,814 I think you're going to have yourself a new man. 161 00:05:48,815 --> 00:05:49,882 You watch. 162 00:05:49,883 --> 00:05:59,692 [music playing] [clock ticking] 163 00:05:59,693 --> 00:06:12,604 [music playing] 164 00:06:12,605 --> 00:06:16,575 - George, George, wake up! 165 00:06:16,576 --> 00:06:17,343 - Huh? 166 00:06:17,344 --> 00:06:19,645 Oh, Uncle Ned, what is it? 167 00:06:19,646 --> 00:06:22,514 - It's time for our early morning calisthenics. 168 00:06:22,515 --> 00:06:24,049 - Oh, all right. 169 00:06:24,050 --> 00:06:25,918 - Our calis what? 170 00:06:25,919 --> 00:06:28,387 - You'll wake up Martha. 171 00:06:28,388 --> 00:06:29,221 - By great Scott! 172 00:06:29,222 --> 00:06:31,056 It's still dark outside. 173 00:06:31,057 --> 00:06:31,890 - Of course, it is. 174 00:06:31,891 --> 00:06:33,092 It's only six o'clock. 175 00:06:33,093 --> 00:06:34,626 - Six o'clock? 176 00:06:34,627 --> 00:06:36,095 Oh, now, look, Uncle Ned. 177 00:06:36,096 --> 00:06:38,464 I know you mean well, but I'm not feeling very good. 178 00:06:38,465 --> 00:06:39,765 Maybe next week. 179 00:06:39,766 --> 00:06:40,967 - Oh, my, George. 180 00:06:41,067 --> 00:06:42,835 Rise and shine. 181 00:06:42,836 --> 00:06:44,470 - Oh, Don't do that! 182 00:06:44,471 --> 00:06:45,270 It's cold! 183 00:06:45,271 --> 00:06:46,538 - Let me tell you something. 184 00:06:46,539 --> 00:06:48,540 When you get those sluggish vital organs 185 00:06:48,541 --> 00:06:50,809 of yours exercising in the early morning air, 186 00:06:50,810 --> 00:06:53,178 you're going to feel entirely different about this. 187 00:06:53,179 --> 00:06:54,213 Come on, come on. 188 00:06:54,214 --> 00:06:56,215 I'll meet you downstairs. 189 00:06:56,216 --> 00:07:03,122 - (SIGHING) And he used to be such a nice, feeble man. 190 00:07:03,123 --> 00:07:07,226 [music playing] 191 00:07:07,227 --> 00:07:09,795 - And he said he didn't want to do it. 192 00:07:09,796 --> 00:07:10,930 - He did, eh? 193 00:07:11,031 --> 00:07:12,831 Well, we'll have to see about that. 194 00:07:12,832 --> 00:07:14,433 - Jeepers, Uncle Ned. 195 00:07:14,434 --> 00:07:17,537 You're about the bravest person I've ever met. 196 00:07:20,173 --> 00:07:23,575 [knocking on door] 197 00:07:23,576 --> 00:07:25,444 - Are you up, Henry? 198 00:07:25,445 --> 00:07:26,445 - What did you ask? 199 00:07:26,446 --> 00:07:29,415 Who is it? 200 00:07:29,416 --> 00:07:30,883 - Henry! 201 00:07:30,884 --> 00:07:33,085 It's jolly Uncle Ned, your joy of living 202 00:07:33,086 --> 00:07:36,155 physical fitness instructor. 203 00:07:36,156 --> 00:07:37,556 - I don't believe it! 204 00:07:37,557 --> 00:07:42,094 - I'll wait in the bathroom while you talk to him. 205 00:07:42,095 --> 00:07:46,532 - Boy, I'd rather wake up a mean old bear any time. 206 00:07:46,533 --> 00:07:47,900 [knocking on door] 207 00:07:47,901 --> 00:07:48,867 - Henry? 208 00:07:48,868 --> 00:07:51,637 - Come in. 209 00:07:51,638 --> 00:07:52,938 - Hi, Dad. 210 00:07:52,939 --> 00:07:54,473 - Good morning, Henry. 211 00:07:54,474 --> 00:07:56,308 My, you are a sleepy head, aren't you? 212 00:07:56,309 --> 00:07:58,711 - Uncle Ned, I'm not very good at exercises 213 00:07:58,712 --> 00:07:59,678 this early in the morning. 214 00:07:59,679 --> 00:08:00,846 So I don't see why-- 215 00:08:00,847 --> 00:08:02,014 - Oh, you don't, eh? 216 00:08:02,015 --> 00:08:04,249 Oh, you are uninformed, aren't you? 217 00:08:04,250 --> 00:08:06,485 Don't you realize that our own present 218 00:08:06,486 --> 00:08:10,189 has said that we are a nation of underexercised push-button 219 00:08:10,190 --> 00:08:11,323 softies. 220 00:08:11,324 --> 00:08:13,025 - Well, that's all very interesting, but-- 221 00:08:13,026 --> 00:08:14,460 - Oh, come on, Henry, come on and join us. 222 00:08:14,461 --> 00:08:16,829 And I guarantee that no time at all, you 223 00:08:16,830 --> 00:08:19,933 will find yourself with more balance to the ounce than you 224 00:08:20,033 --> 00:08:21,567 ever knew you had. 225 00:08:21,568 --> 00:08:22,936 Come on, come on. 226 00:08:23,036 --> 00:08:27,439 [music playing] 227 00:08:27,440 --> 00:08:28,574 [door closes] 228 00:08:28,575 --> 00:08:31,210 - Alice, that old man's a nut, a real nut. 229 00:08:31,211 --> 00:08:36,048 - (LAUGHING) I don't know, Henry, maybe you're right. 230 00:08:36,049 --> 00:08:37,583 Don't tell me you get enough exercise 231 00:08:37,584 --> 00:08:40,419 riding around in that little cart on the golf course 232 00:08:40,420 --> 00:08:41,687 every two weeks. 233 00:08:41,688 --> 00:08:44,123 - Alice, I have no intention of going out there. 234 00:08:44,124 --> 00:08:47,493 - Do you want your own son to be ashamed of you? 235 00:08:47,494 --> 00:08:50,229 After all, Mr. Wilson is going to do it. 236 00:08:50,230 --> 00:08:55,100 - Mr. Wilson's related to that old-- the old man. 237 00:08:55,101 --> 00:08:57,069 - Why don't you do it just this once, Henry? 238 00:08:57,070 --> 00:08:58,637 What harm could it do? 239 00:08:58,638 --> 00:09:00,305 [music playing] 240 00:09:00,306 --> 00:09:04,543 - Um, all right, I'll go out there just once. 241 00:09:04,544 --> 00:09:06,645 But I ought to have my head examined. 242 00:09:06,646 --> 00:09:12,584 [music playing] 243 00:09:12,585 --> 00:09:14,019 - One, two. 244 00:09:14,020 --> 00:09:17,924 One, two. 245 00:09:18,024 --> 00:09:21,293 And stop. 246 00:09:21,294 --> 00:09:23,529 Now, men, we're going to fill our lungs 247 00:09:23,530 --> 00:09:25,831 with some of this good clean fresh air. 248 00:09:25,832 --> 00:09:27,199 All ready now, breathe deeply. 249 00:09:27,200 --> 00:09:28,167 In. [music playing] 250 00:09:28,168 --> 00:09:32,204 [music playing] - Out. 251 00:09:32,205 --> 00:09:35,674 [music playing] - In. 252 00:09:35,675 --> 00:09:38,911 [music playing] 253 00:09:38,912 --> 00:09:39,878 - Out. 254 00:09:39,879 --> 00:09:42,781 [coughing] 255 00:09:42,782 --> 00:09:45,117 - I think a lung just collapsed. 256 00:09:45,118 --> 00:09:46,518 - Jeepers, Mr. WIlson. 257 00:09:46,519 --> 00:09:49,355 It's a good thing you have two of them, isn't it? 258 00:09:49,356 --> 00:09:51,323 - Yes it's peachy dandy, Dennis. 259 00:09:51,324 --> 00:09:53,559 - Next, now, that you've loosened up, 260 00:09:53,560 --> 00:09:56,161 we're going to try a test or two to find out precisely 261 00:09:56,162 --> 00:09:58,230 just what condition you men are in. 262 00:09:58,231 --> 00:10:00,299 I have appointed Dennis here as my assistant, 263 00:10:00,300 --> 00:10:02,735 as he is, obviously, in tip-top condition. 264 00:10:02,736 --> 00:10:04,103 - I'm assistant. 265 00:10:04,104 --> 00:10:05,671 Did you hear that, Dad? 266 00:10:05,672 --> 00:10:07,206 I'm an assistant, Mr. WIlson. 267 00:10:07,207 --> 00:10:09,141 I'm an assistant-- I'm-- - Yes, Dennis. 268 00:10:09,142 --> 00:10:10,175 I heard, I heard. 269 00:10:10,176 --> 00:10:12,444 - All right, Dennis, this way. 270 00:10:12,445 --> 00:10:13,779 Now, here. 271 00:10:13,780 --> 00:10:15,180 This is my whistle. 272 00:10:15,181 --> 00:10:16,982 This is my exercise chart. 273 00:10:16,983 --> 00:10:18,417 And that's a pencil. 274 00:10:18,418 --> 00:10:20,185 I want you to keep track of everything that happens. 275 00:10:20,186 --> 00:10:22,388 And I'll need to put it in our official record. 276 00:10:22,389 --> 00:10:24,757 - You can count on me, Uncle Ned. 277 00:10:24,758 --> 00:10:27,092 - Atta, boy. [blowing whistle] 278 00:10:27,093 --> 00:10:28,060 - Oh, Dennis! 279 00:10:28,061 --> 00:10:28,994 Don't do that! 280 00:10:28,995 --> 00:10:30,562 - Now, George. 281 00:10:30,563 --> 00:10:32,432 I want you to get down and see how many push-ups we can do. 282 00:10:36,336 --> 00:10:39,271 - All right, Mr. WIlson, begin. 283 00:10:39,272 --> 00:10:48,415 One, two, three, four. 284 00:10:51,584 --> 00:10:55,821 Hey, Mr. WIlson, your stomach's resting on the ground. 285 00:10:55,822 --> 00:10:58,624 - Stool pigeon. 286 00:10:58,625 --> 00:11:02,562 - Four, five. 287 00:11:07,934 --> 00:11:11,804 - Well, I see no need for any further tests. 288 00:11:11,805 --> 00:11:13,739 All right, men. Now, on your feet. 289 00:11:13,740 --> 00:11:15,741 Put your hands behind your head. 290 00:11:15,742 --> 00:11:19,645 We're going to do some-- Henry? 291 00:11:19,646 --> 00:11:22,381 Henry? 292 00:11:22,382 --> 00:11:26,852 - Well, he's either asleep or fainted from exhaustion. 293 00:11:26,853 --> 00:11:30,322 - Dad? 294 00:11:30,323 --> 00:11:33,392 [snoring] 295 00:11:33,393 --> 00:11:36,128 - Yeah, he's asleep all right. - Uh-hm. 296 00:11:36,129 --> 00:11:38,931 Well, you're my assistant, wake him up. 297 00:11:38,932 --> 00:11:40,233 - Ay, ay, sir. 298 00:11:42,602 --> 00:11:47,740 On second thought, here's your whistle back, Uncle Ned. 299 00:11:47,741 --> 00:11:51,210 You wake him up. 300 00:11:51,211 --> 00:11:52,845 [blowing whistle] 301 00:11:52,846 --> 00:11:55,814 [music playing] 302 00:11:55,815 --> 00:11:57,416 [snoring] 303 00:11:57,417 --> 00:12:02,221 [music playing] 304 00:12:02,222 --> 00:12:05,157 - Honey, I'm home. 305 00:12:05,158 --> 00:12:07,526 Oh, hi, dear. 306 00:12:07,527 --> 00:12:09,661 - Hi, darling. 307 00:12:09,662 --> 00:12:10,863 - Oh, did you have a hard day? 308 00:12:10,864 --> 00:12:11,965 You look tired. 309 00:12:12,065 --> 00:12:13,666 - And stiff and sore. 310 00:12:13,667 --> 00:12:17,603 I don't how that old man did it, but even my ears are sore. 311 00:12:17,604 --> 00:12:20,540 - Oh, just because you're so unaccustomed to exercising. 312 00:12:23,143 --> 00:12:25,577 - Come on, Mitchell, we're waiting for you. 313 00:12:25,578 --> 00:12:26,879 - Whoa, Mr. Wilson. 314 00:12:26,880 --> 00:12:28,213 What for? 315 00:12:28,214 --> 00:12:30,716 - To work out with Uncle Ned, you lucky creature. 316 00:12:30,717 --> 00:12:34,286 - Oh, no, you don't I'm still stiff from this morning. 317 00:12:34,287 --> 00:12:36,555 - I know, but according to Uncle Ned, 318 00:12:36,556 --> 00:12:39,725 he has just the thing to limber us up. 319 00:12:39,726 --> 00:12:41,093 - Wait till you see it, Dad. 320 00:12:41,094 --> 00:12:43,328 Uncle Ned rented a whole bunch of stuff 321 00:12:43,329 --> 00:12:47,466 and made Mr. Wilson's back yard into a regular gymnasium. 322 00:12:47,467 --> 00:12:49,568 - Dennis, I wouldn't care of Mr. Wilson's yard 323 00:12:49,569 --> 00:12:53,105 was made of mink lined with foam rubber, I have no intention. 324 00:12:53,106 --> 00:12:54,873 - Oh, it's no use, Mitchell. 325 00:12:54,874 --> 00:12:56,442 No. 326 00:12:56,443 --> 00:12:58,911 I'm afraid, we're stuck with this awful month-long physical 327 00:12:58,912 --> 00:13:02,047 fitness program until death do us part. 328 00:13:02,048 --> 00:13:05,150 - Mr. Wilson, I don't understand this-- we. 329 00:13:05,151 --> 00:13:07,519 Oh, you will, Mitchell, you will. 330 00:13:07,520 --> 00:13:10,723 - What does he mean you will, you will? 331 00:13:10,724 --> 00:13:13,058 - Henry, how many times during our marriage have I 332 00:13:13,059 --> 00:13:14,626 put my foot down? 333 00:13:14,627 --> 00:13:16,061 Only when we're dancing, dear. 334 00:13:16,062 --> 00:13:19,064 - Ah, Henry, Mrs. WIlson and I had 335 00:13:19,065 --> 00:13:21,633 a very interesting talk with Uncle Ned. 336 00:13:21,634 --> 00:13:24,570 And according to all available statistics, 337 00:13:24,571 --> 00:13:28,440 American men do not get enough physical exercise 338 00:13:28,441 --> 00:13:29,541 as they get older. 339 00:13:29,542 --> 00:13:31,076 - You don't say. 340 00:13:31,077 --> 00:13:32,544 - I do say. 341 00:13:32,545 --> 00:13:35,647 And I for one, have no desire to be a young widow. 342 00:13:35,648 --> 00:13:38,150 - Well, there, you'll be happy to know that your troubles are 343 00:13:38,151 --> 00:13:40,386 over, because I have no intentions of going over 344 00:13:40,387 --> 00:13:44,523 there and killing myself with these silly exercises. 345 00:13:44,524 --> 00:13:47,359 - Henry, Mrs. Wilson and I have agreed that-- 346 00:13:47,360 --> 00:13:49,094 - Alice, you might as well save your breath. 347 00:13:49,095 --> 00:13:51,330 I am not partaking of Uncle Ned's joy 348 00:13:51,331 --> 00:13:54,400 of living kiss of death physical fitness program. 349 00:13:54,401 --> 00:13:55,100 And that's that. 350 00:13:55,101 --> 00:13:56,101 [music playing] 351 00:13:56,102 --> 00:14:01,440 - 23, 24, 25, 26. 352 00:14:01,441 --> 00:14:02,641 Boy! 353 00:14:02,642 --> 00:14:05,811 Boy, Uncle Ned, Dad's been around 26 times. 354 00:14:05,812 --> 00:14:06,779 Should I write it down? 355 00:14:06,780 --> 00:14:07,680 - No, boy, no. 356 00:14:07,681 --> 00:14:09,615 - Excuse me, Uncle Ned. 357 00:14:09,616 --> 00:14:12,051 - Henry, how you ever got yourself into that 358 00:14:12,052 --> 00:14:13,252 is beyond me. 359 00:14:13,253 --> 00:14:14,887 And very awkward, not very well done. 360 00:14:14,888 --> 00:14:18,190 Now, I want you to follow me over here to the parallel bars. 361 00:14:18,191 --> 00:14:19,192 - Come on, Mitchell. 362 00:14:22,529 --> 00:14:24,630 Now, men, I want you to stand right there 363 00:14:24,631 --> 00:14:26,432 and I want you to watch closely, because I'm 364 00:14:26,433 --> 00:14:29,101 going to show you what I expect you to be doing when you've 365 00:14:29,102 --> 00:14:31,971 completed my course one month from today. 366 00:14:32,072 --> 00:14:55,094 [music playing] 367 00:14:55,095 --> 00:14:57,363 - Wow, it's just like a circus. 368 00:14:57,364 --> 00:15:07,439 [music playing] - I hope you're observing. 369 00:15:07,440 --> 00:15:16,048 [music playing] 370 00:15:16,049 --> 00:15:17,249 - Show off. 371 00:15:17,250 --> 00:15:25,524 [music playing] - All right, boys. 372 00:15:25,525 --> 00:15:27,893 - Well, you certainly don't expect us to do that? 373 00:15:27,894 --> 00:15:29,328 - I certainly do. 374 00:15:29,329 --> 00:15:31,330 And within a month. it's going to take a lot of work. 375 00:15:31,331 --> 00:15:33,332 Now, Henry, right over here. 376 00:15:33,333 --> 00:15:35,601 Should we get up on the bars here and walk, 377 00:15:35,602 --> 00:15:38,404 walk down the bars all the way to the end? 378 00:15:38,405 --> 00:15:39,772 - My feet? 379 00:15:39,773 --> 00:15:41,073 - No, no, no, no. 380 00:15:41,074 --> 00:15:42,341 It's a stiff arm job. 381 00:15:42,342 --> 00:15:43,776 You get up here, stiff arm. 382 00:15:43,777 --> 00:15:46,545 And then you go, you waddle, you waddle right down. 383 00:15:46,546 --> 00:15:47,780 One, two, one, two. 384 00:15:47,781 --> 00:15:48,847 All the way down now, to the end. 385 00:15:48,848 --> 00:16:01,727 [music playing] 386 00:16:01,728 --> 00:16:03,529 - Well, now George. 387 00:16:03,530 --> 00:16:06,799 - Excuse me a minute, Uncle Ned. - Come on, now, come on. 388 00:16:06,800 --> 00:16:08,667 - Oh, you must be kidding, Uncle Ned. 389 00:16:08,668 --> 00:16:29,655 [music playing] 390 00:16:29,656 --> 00:16:30,622 - Ahhh. 391 00:16:30,623 --> 00:16:32,057 - There you are, George. 392 00:16:32,058 --> 00:16:33,058 There you are. 393 00:16:33,059 --> 00:16:34,660 You see, that didn't kill you. 394 00:16:34,661 --> 00:16:39,198 - No, but I feel like collecting my hospitalization insurance. 395 00:16:39,199 --> 00:16:41,166 - All right, gentlemen, now over here, please. 396 00:16:41,167 --> 00:16:43,670 - You mean, there's more? - George. 397 00:16:46,906 --> 00:16:49,641 - What they gonna do now? 398 00:16:49,642 --> 00:16:51,143 - I don't know. 399 00:16:51,144 --> 00:16:53,645 Maybe they're gonna shoot Mr. Wilson out of a cannon? 400 00:16:53,646 --> 00:17:01,253 - Jeez. 401 00:17:01,254 --> 00:17:03,889 - Now, it's easy to see that you need a lot of training. 402 00:17:03,890 --> 00:17:05,124 So we're going to toughen up. 403 00:17:05,125 --> 00:17:07,259 We're going in for some arm exercises. 404 00:17:07,260 --> 00:17:08,861 The idea is with the rope. 405 00:17:08,862 --> 00:17:12,264 You take the rope so upon the platform so and then you swing. 406 00:17:12,265 --> 00:17:14,768 You understand? you swing right across the pool. 407 00:17:17,237 --> 00:17:20,072 - After you, Mitchell. 408 00:17:20,073 --> 00:17:29,348 [music playing] 409 00:17:29,349 --> 00:17:30,950 - Very good, Henry, very good. 410 00:17:31,051 --> 00:17:32,051 Bad landing, though. 411 00:17:32,052 --> 00:17:33,052 Remember, it was on the toes. 412 00:17:33,053 --> 00:17:34,453 A little give, like that. 413 00:17:34,454 --> 00:17:38,691 All right, George, now, up to you. 414 00:17:38,692 --> 00:17:40,893 - Mr. WIlson, wait a minute. 415 00:17:40,894 --> 00:17:44,063 - Oh, don't bother me, Dennis. 416 00:17:44,064 --> 00:17:45,764 - Now, George swing up. 417 00:17:45,765 --> 00:17:56,241 [music playing] 418 00:17:56,242 --> 00:17:58,777 - What are you, kids, doing here? 419 00:17:58,778 --> 00:18:02,548 - Waiting for you to fall in. 420 00:18:02,549 --> 00:18:05,718 - Hang on, Mr. Wilson, I'll get a pole. 421 00:18:05,719 --> 00:18:07,619 - No, no, Dennis, no. 422 00:18:07,620 --> 00:18:08,620 [splashing] 423 00:18:08,621 --> 00:18:14,326 [laughter] 424 00:18:14,327 --> 00:18:17,029 - I told you he'd never make it. 425 00:18:17,030 --> 00:18:19,264 - Dennis, what are all these kids doing here? 426 00:18:19,265 --> 00:18:21,133 - Oh, it's all right, Dad. 427 00:18:21,134 --> 00:18:22,568 I sold them tickets. 428 00:18:22,569 --> 00:18:27,941 [music playing] 429 00:18:28,041 --> 00:18:30,909 - Oh, tickets, great. 430 00:18:30,910 --> 00:18:38,884 [music playing] 431 00:18:38,885 --> 00:18:41,887 - Blow the candles out. 432 00:18:41,888 --> 00:18:43,655 [blowing] 433 00:18:43,656 --> 00:18:44,757 What's that all about? 434 00:18:44,758 --> 00:18:46,658 - It's an anniversary. - Whose? 435 00:18:46,659 --> 00:18:47,326 - Whose? 436 00:18:47,327 --> 00:18:48,627 - Yours. 437 00:18:48,628 --> 00:18:52,431 Exactly two weeks ago today, you started exercising 438 00:18:52,432 --> 00:18:55,401 - Just think of it, Mr. Wilson, in only 14 days, 439 00:18:55,402 --> 00:18:57,870 we've become complete physical wrecks. 440 00:18:57,871 --> 00:18:59,471 - Oh, no, you haven't. 441 00:18:59,472 --> 00:19:02,142 - Come on, Mrs. WIlson, let's get more coffee. 442 00:19:06,413 --> 00:19:09,682 - You know, Mitchell, we've got to find some way of convincing 443 00:19:09,683 --> 00:19:12,851 that muscle-bound old dictator that we're in good enough shape 444 00:19:12,852 --> 00:19:14,253 to quit. 445 00:19:14,254 --> 00:19:16,722 - I'm with you, Mr. WIlson, but the question is how. 446 00:19:16,723 --> 00:19:18,624 - Well, now, let's see. 447 00:19:18,625 --> 00:19:22,494 I've got it-- we'll beat him at some athletic endeavor. 448 00:19:22,495 --> 00:19:24,029 - Athletic endeavor? 449 00:19:24,030 --> 00:19:25,597 - Weightlifting. 450 00:19:25,598 --> 00:19:28,834 You know those phony barbells at Murphy's Magic and Trick Shop? 451 00:19:28,835 --> 00:19:30,369 They're made of lightweight balsa wood. 452 00:19:30,370 --> 00:19:32,705 And you could hardly tell them from the real things. 453 00:19:32,706 --> 00:19:35,174 - Well, that's hardly playing the game, Mr. Wilson. 454 00:19:35,175 --> 00:19:38,711 - Eh, oh, well. it was just an idea. 455 00:19:38,712 --> 00:19:42,648 [music playing] 456 00:19:42,649 --> 00:19:44,450 - Ah. 457 00:19:44,451 --> 00:19:46,485 - Why, Mitchell, what are you doing? 458 00:19:46,486 --> 00:19:50,389 - I'm just practicing, in case those fake barbells of yours 459 00:19:50,390 --> 00:19:52,224 are heavier than you think they are. 460 00:19:52,225 --> 00:19:55,295 [music playing] - Ah-ha-ha. 461 00:20:05,872 --> 00:20:08,273 - Something tells me this isn't going to work, Mr. Wilson. 462 00:20:08,274 --> 00:20:11,077 - Now, Mitchell, you just leave everything to me. 463 00:20:16,716 --> 00:20:18,050 - Good afternoon, Uncle Ned. 464 00:20:18,051 --> 00:20:19,752 - Oh, men, men. 465 00:20:19,753 --> 00:20:23,188 Why, just in time for our afternoon workout, I see. 466 00:20:23,189 --> 00:20:24,590 - Well, Mitchell and I thought we'd 467 00:20:24,591 --> 00:20:27,359 like to take this opportunity to say thank you. 468 00:20:27,360 --> 00:20:29,294 Thank you from the bottom of our hearts. 469 00:20:29,295 --> 00:20:31,597 - Oh, George, how thoughtful. 470 00:20:31,598 --> 00:20:34,133 Henry, I'm-- I'm touched, I'm really touched. 471 00:20:34,134 --> 00:20:37,202 - Oh, and Uncle Ned, secretly we've 472 00:20:37,203 --> 00:20:39,004 been practicing weightlifting. 473 00:20:39,005 --> 00:20:40,339 - Oh, George, no, no, no. 474 00:20:40,340 --> 00:20:42,074 I thought maybe beginning next week, 475 00:20:42,075 --> 00:20:44,410 you might-- Oh, pretty bad, pretty bad. 476 00:20:44,411 --> 00:20:47,946 - Uncle Ned, If Mr. Wilsom and I could lift the barbells 477 00:20:47,947 --> 00:20:52,284 as often as you, do you think we'd be in pretty good shape? 478 00:20:52,285 --> 00:20:55,554 - Oh, I'd say you were definitely in superior shape. 479 00:20:55,555 --> 00:20:57,656 - You mean, then we wouldn't have to complete 480 00:20:57,657 --> 00:20:59,491 your physical fitness course? 481 00:20:59,492 --> 00:21:01,260 - I think I'd be very glad to add you 482 00:21:01,261 --> 00:21:05,064 two have accomplished the aim of my joy of living program 483 00:21:05,065 --> 00:21:06,432 more than adequately. 484 00:21:06,433 --> 00:21:11,937 - Well-- Uncle Ned, tell me, how many times can you 485 00:21:11,938 --> 00:21:14,139 consecutively lift the barbells? 486 00:21:14,140 --> 00:21:19,611 - (LAUGHING) I've done as many as six. 487 00:21:19,612 --> 00:21:20,546 - Mr. Wilson, you go first. 488 00:21:20,547 --> 00:21:31,857 [music playing] 489 00:21:31,858 --> 00:21:52,145 - One, two, three, four, five, six-- one more, Mr. WIlson. 490 00:21:54,948 --> 00:21:57,483 Seven. [thud] 491 00:21:57,484 --> 00:21:59,618 [music playing] 492 00:21:59,619 --> 00:22:04,123 - Well, gentlemen, this is for the record. 493 00:22:04,124 --> 00:22:06,892 My eyes have seen it, but the rest of me 494 00:22:06,893 --> 00:22:10,062 simply refuses to believe it. 495 00:22:10,063 --> 00:22:11,663 - Let me try next, Mr. Wilson. 496 00:22:11,664 --> 00:22:21,073 [music playing] 497 00:22:21,074 --> 00:22:30,082 - One, two, three, four, five-- 498 00:22:30,083 --> 00:22:32,084 - He's even practiced harder than I have. 499 00:22:32,085 --> 00:22:35,221 - Six. Seven. 500 00:22:38,258 --> 00:22:39,825 [thud] 501 00:22:39,826 --> 00:22:43,796 - Well, And I'll certainly have to revise the estimated 502 00:22:43,797 --> 00:22:45,531 time for my fitness course. 503 00:22:45,532 --> 00:22:47,633 Seven! 504 00:22:47,634 --> 00:22:49,435 You too! 505 00:22:49,436 --> 00:22:51,203 Well, really. 506 00:22:51,204 --> 00:22:53,172 - It's me, everybody. 507 00:22:53,173 --> 00:22:54,340 [blowing whistle] 508 00:22:54,341 --> 00:22:56,508 - Time for our afternoon exercises. 509 00:22:56,509 --> 00:22:59,511 - Dennis, we're to believe that these two ugly ducklings have 510 00:22:59,512 --> 00:23:01,447 suddenly changed into the two Prince 511 00:23:01,448 --> 00:23:03,615 Charmings of my physical fitness course. 512 00:23:03,616 --> 00:23:07,319 - (LAUGHING) That means we graduated, Dennis. 513 00:23:07,320 --> 00:23:09,855 Mitchell, why don't you bring your rocking chair over here? 514 00:23:09,856 --> 00:23:11,123 And we'll celebrate this afternoon 515 00:23:11,124 --> 00:23:13,726 playing a quite game of checkers? 516 00:23:13,727 --> 00:23:15,060 [chattering] 517 00:23:15,061 --> 00:23:24,236 [music playing] 518 00:23:24,237 --> 00:23:28,307 - Hey, Dad, Mr. Wilson, Uncle Ned, look how strong I am. 519 00:23:28,308 --> 00:23:30,442 - Dennis! - Dennis, put that down! 520 00:23:30,443 --> 00:23:31,910 - It's OK, Dad. 521 00:23:31,911 --> 00:23:35,080 See, these must be some kind of special lightweight barbells 522 00:23:35,081 --> 00:23:37,984 for the little kids like me. 523 00:23:38,084 --> 00:23:40,519 I've got to get Tommy and the other kids. 524 00:23:40,520 --> 00:23:42,088 They've got to see this! 525 00:23:47,193 --> 00:23:48,894 - Bogus dumbbells, eh? 526 00:23:48,895 --> 00:23:51,530 Well, you sly rascals, you. 527 00:23:51,531 --> 00:23:54,333 I thought it over. 528 00:23:54,334 --> 00:23:57,202 Well, you really put one over on your Uncle Ned, didn't you? 529 00:23:57,203 --> 00:23:58,804 - Then you're not angry? - Angry? 530 00:23:58,805 --> 00:24:02,041 Well, how could anyone be angry over such a clever deception 531 00:24:02,042 --> 00:24:03,575 as that? 532 00:24:03,576 --> 00:24:06,145 - Then you won't tell the ladies about the clever deception? 533 00:24:06,146 --> 00:24:08,814 - Oh, I wouldn't tell them anything. 534 00:24:08,815 --> 00:24:10,349 But I'm going to tell you something. 535 00:24:10,350 --> 00:24:12,918 From now on, we're going to start our exercises 536 00:24:12,919 --> 00:24:15,454 at 5 o'clock in the morning instead of six. 537 00:24:15,455 --> 00:24:18,090 Oh, you have no idea how stimulating it 538 00:24:18,091 --> 00:24:20,826 is to do your knee bends in the moonlight. 539 00:24:20,827 --> 00:24:24,196 Right now, let's start in with some of our good deep breathing 540 00:24:24,197 --> 00:24:25,064 now. 541 00:24:25,065 --> 00:24:25,831 Breathe deeply. Ready? 542 00:24:25,832 --> 00:24:26,799 In. [music playing] 543 00:24:26,800 --> 00:24:29,501 [music playing] - Out. 544 00:24:29,502 --> 00:24:32,071 [music playing] - In. 545 00:24:32,072 --> 00:24:34,606 [music playing] Out. 546 00:24:34,607 --> 00:24:35,274 [music playing] 547 00:24:35,275 --> 00:24:37,843 [coughing] 548 00:24:37,844 --> 00:24:38,777 [music playing] 549 00:24:38,778 --> 00:24:42,448 [coughing] 550 00:24:42,449 --> 00:24:45,918 [music playing] 551 00:24:45,919 --> 00:24:47,287 [theme music] 552 00:25:29,095 --> 00:25:32,064 ANNOUNCER: This has been a Screen Gems film production 553 00:25:32,065 --> 00:25:32,198 from the Hollywood Studios of Columbia Pictures.